Beer makes football go away, Howard Pleb, now Leeds.
Well, that was bloody depressing wasn’t it. I feel awful today. I had made a plan not to get drunk last night. I wanted to be fresh for work today. Then the game happened. Howard Webb happened, and his hapless linesmen happened, Arsenal and Bolton happened. So, I got drunk, drunk to forget. So now, not only did Spurs play poorly, the Scum are top of the league and I feel awful. F*ck my life.
But then, we knew it was going to happen. Spurs never turn up when we really need to. We’re kind of like a cork that bobs along without ever making a splash. As a club, as a whole, we just can’t do it. What’s it been? 66 games, you would think law of averages would mean that we’d fluke just one of them games. Just one. But then, Spurs are cursed, blatantly. For some reason the powers that be hate us. Lest we forget Pedro Mendes?
And what of Howard Webb, what will happen to a referee who doesn’t know the rules of the game. I mean, it’s his job to uphold the laws. If he can’t do it dump him down the leagues. Fine him. These decisions are costing clubs millions and millions of pounds. Oh I don’t care, I’m just bitter, we didn’t deserve anything at all, but then neither did Liverpool, they were woeful. Just pissed off. I hate that potato head Benetiz.
What will happen against Leeds. By rights we should turn up and dick them, they are, after all, a League 1 side. But who knows. I’ll be there, I’m looking forward to the Leeds fans coming down and making a show of themselves, all that time before kick off filled with beer, not the best planning to play this game at 5:15, but then tv money always is the bottom line. I’ve always admired Leeds’ fans, and their passion, and it might be a bit nawty on the high road. Should be fun.
To bed!
Posted: January 21st, 2010 under Flav's posts.
Comments: 8
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Comment from simon
Time: January 21, 2010, 10:28 pm
like your sense of fun!!. we are not playing too well at present,could be saving it for the lane on saturday.2 prem teams in a month,we’ll get a nosebleed ,not been so high in 5 years.as for the game .i fancy an unlucky end to our cup run,marginal 2-1 reverse,and the laners will get their deserved luck from merseyside served down the spurs.chas and dave will be singing again!!it is best for the whites to get on with what we do best-GETTIN’ OUT OF FUCKIN’ LEAGUE ONE.saying that ,i would not weep too long if we turn over another BIGGUN.by the way harry ,a top man.
Comment from Davy41
Time: January 21, 2010, 10:48 pm
Just read that Brown and Boric from Celtic might be coming and R Madrid are looking at Defoe!!!!!!!!
Comment from Davy41
Time: January 21, 2010, 11:33 pm
Sorry that should be Boruc (goalkeeper) and Scott Brown not sure about this, can they cut it in EPL and looks if so then no Sandro this year.
Comment from cookiebun
Time: January 22, 2010, 12:30 am
Thanks Simon for that ’sense of humour’. Hope you enjoy the match and you will, no doubt be a regular at WHL from 2011 when Leeds get back to the EPL.
Comment from Adam
Time: January 22, 2010, 1:58 pm
Now then Spurs…
Not sure what you mean by ‘dick them’ sounds awful…
One things for sure is that tomorrow your young fans who dont know Leeds will never have seen away support like it.
Good Luck! …and ditch the slow remix of ‘Oh whhhenn the spuurrs…” its the worst song in Football.
Comment from Flav
Time: January 22, 2010, 10:42 pm
Oh god, another ‘we’re the best away support in the country’ It’s more difficult to fill your ground than to sing away.
No one’s ever going to get near Dynamo Zagreb in any case.
Comment from Fox Mulder
Time: January 26, 2010, 4:22 pm
when’s the next teh trunk video coming out? I fucking love those things. Or did you use up all your creative juices with that classic xmas song?
Comment from Paul Jeffrey
Time: February 19, 2010, 3:19 pm
Your picture reminds me of a feature in Viz magazine where readers are encourages to deface a school textbook – Nice work!
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